You vaguely recall your name being PETE. A quick glance down at your NUGATORY NAME BADGE confirms this. COSTUMES are strewn randomly across your room, forming obscure combinations. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for READING. You’re fond of drawing but are PRETTY TERRIBLE at it. You have a fondness for READING HORRIBLE FANFICTION, and are an aspiring THESPIAN. You also like to play GAMES sometimes. As the HEIR OF SPACE, you tend to wreak DESTRUCTION and HAVOC wherever you go, so you mainly stay in your room, OUT OF HARMS WAY.
What will you do?
THIS HAS TO BE ONE OF THE GREATEST THINGS I’VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. I mean, look how quickly the expression changes from “Gotta fix my hair” to “I’m a badass with a gun and I’ll shoot you dead, mother fucker.”